we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
You're not drunk til you wake your roommates up screaming at your ceiling fan
You're like Jane Goodall in a forest of gay men. Someday your autobiography will be called "Bottoms in the Mist".
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
We can't go back there. Ever. No context required, just know it's true.
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
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