i told him he had the best dick i've ever seen. then supposedly i kept repeating "peter piper picked the perfect penis"
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
The best part about passing out on the floor was the fact that when I pissed myself, I didn't piss the bed again.
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
I've come to realize that I need a break from life when I just tried to use my address numbers as the cook time on the microwave
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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