I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention
Most awkward car ride ever. Kid in the front seat was bawling, 2 in the backseat were ready to fight, and I was giving the last kid a handie. This needs to stop happening to us.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
Tell me about it I woke up on your couch with only my underwear on and a 26 year old wrapped around me. I thought my thirties would be different.
So guess who got away with telling their girlfriend she's insane multiple times in a Valentine's day card. Yup, this guy.
For sure. I'm slow cooking a 6 pound pork shoulder wrapped in bacon. If that doesn't scream "guys I'm going into culinary arts lets get drunk" I'm not sure what does.
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
I'm still drunk dear. I just woke up 3 feet from the front door with 20 dollars worth of taco bell in my hands.
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
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