We're facebook friends in real life
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
She's trying to sext her husband for the first time. I'm feeding her lines. It is 3 am and I am playing Cyrano for my wasted big sister TELL ME I AM NOT THE BEST SISTER IN LAW ON THE PLANET.
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
How about this: I support you through your miserable marriage, and you support me through all my anonymous sex?
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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