she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
If I had a dollar for every time i woke up screaming for my pants i"d have enough money to buy all the beer I stole last night.
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
.......
I'm just looking out for you.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
I just found a piece of squished oatmeal cream pie in my armpit. So very sad.
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
I'm at that stage of drunk where just imagining having sex makes me motion sick.
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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