this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
He had a number 3 tattooed on his penis. And when I asked what it meant, he said " you know like dale earnhardt, the intimidator".
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
I'm calling in my "fuck at anytime anywhere" card. Meet me at my place in 20 min, wear your Waldo costume.
I paused the movie when the delivery guys arrived, and while they were assembling the bed, one of the guys pointed to the tv and said "why so serious?" And it made the whole experience happy.
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
Fun fact: deep throating plus dehydration plus eating a lot of citrus = my throat is fucked. Metaphorically and physically.
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