You're a big dope. Life is about fighting for what you want, not accepting what you hate.
Why does tequilla always make you text me?
this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
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WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
I usually just read books and meditate to an aquatic soundtrack of sea walrus's mating. But ill choose coors light instead
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
We have started to decorate penises.
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
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Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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