Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
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getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
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I ran into my boss at the liquor store on our lunch hour we both just stood there awkwardly until i was like your car bar or mine hahaha we both need a cab
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
Literally the only clue I have to try and figure out my blackout adventures is a draft on twitter that just says "Mummies alive!"
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon