we need to drink 2009 down the drain
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
She makes walking on a treadmill look like a porno. I wish I could send over shots as an ice breaker.
That's effing brilliant. We should start a business.
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
I don't know whether to call the hospital or call the prison first.
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
Ran out of eye drops right after putting them in one eye. Half baked at work.
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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