im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
You both snapchatted me that. Like, I just got a double dose of penis pastry.
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
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