I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
I'm giving you permission to use the abortion money to pay for your DUI.
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
I had a dream that I got a gift certificate to a lavish spa from my father. I think dream dad, along with real dad, think I'm gay.
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We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
I just saw the Mona Lisa in the background of a porno. Whole new appreciation for art. fuck you I'm cultured.
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
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You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
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