We walked past a group of guys in front of a bar last night and they claimed, I quote: Wow, we'd actually have to work for that.
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
Somehow ended up at a stranger's bridal shower. Everyone else is already drunk.
He just got home drunk. He ate 5 snack cakes, said Little Debbie's his bitch, went upstairs and fell asleep.
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My diabetic professor who apparently didn't eat anything all day keeps passing out. I gave him a joint. He's gonna be fine.
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
I think the moment I knew you were going to black out was when I told you how many shots you had already and you were shocked and then poured another one
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
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