I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive.
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
every time someone would wish me happy birthday I would be like "thanks happy birthday to you too"
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
Why did u text me "I want to get drunk and go to pizza hut tomorrow. don't let me forget." at 3am??
That text was pretty fucking self-explanatory, man.
I have more important things to worry about than you drowning your cheerios in tequila.
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
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