Tried killing a moth in our bathroom. Water everywhere. Don't worry about it.
That fat broad you banged out last night is still here and I can hear her snoring through the living room wall. I would leave, but I don't want to come home to an empty fridge.
I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
this must be what syphilis tastes like
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
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