I'm sad I can't be there is wknd, I'm laying on the beach and daydreaming of you / crying a bit
I'm watching a porn and daydreaming of you. Sounds like we both need Kleenex
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
You forget how awesome toilet paper is until you have to wipe your ass with a piece of notebook paper...
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
Randomize
