Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
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