So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
Get here now. There’s a guy dressed as Captain Morgan handing out miniature bottles of Captain Morgan.
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