And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
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Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
I'm going to fix your towel rack. I broke it while I was dancing on it.
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
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using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
I wish I could say this wasn't the first time I shit myself in a Piggly Wiggly.
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
Come by so you can take a pregnancy test with me. It's like my monthly ritual!
You ever have a fart follow you around?
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
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