my periods are so regular now that they are sync-ed with my subscriptions of vogue.
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
Also the bouncer Straight up told me my id was shitty and I should get a new one. But he let me in anyways because #boobz
you know, i'm always afraid you're going to think i only want you for sex because i only text you when i'm horny
speaking of, guess what i'm thinking about
Treating myself to outback while reading the entire manual that comes with my birth control in public. Is this what single has come to?
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
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