i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
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I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
When you accidentally type "I want Prince William to fuck me in the ass" to your mom there's really no way to take that back.
College is the ONLY place where you can pass off morning sickness as being hungover. I'm currently pouring beer in a spray bottle so I can spray it on myself and smell drunk.
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
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Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
I'm totes in the mood to go home and like blindly inhale dangerous amounts of porn
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