No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
It just wouldn't be valentines day if i didn't invite 90% of the guys i've slept with to go to the strip club with me
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
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