okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
He poured syrup on all those broken dishes because "syrup is magical, and by the time we wake up, they'll be fixed."
Dude that musta been some handjob last night. The sound of her pandora bracelet kept waking me up
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I really need to get laid. I'm telling at least 10 girls that I love them tonight.
Odds are at least 1 out of those 10 girls will be as crazy as you and will be into it.
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
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You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
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