He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
Nyc is like a mosaic of my failed dates.
How was dinner with ur grandparents?
I was really blazed and scared they'd catch me, so when they asked about my day I was concentrating really hard on not saying smoking that instead I honestly said "Well, I had sex on your pool table, Nana."
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
The only people who really get me are strippers and mascots for sports teams.
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
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