So drunk, too bad you don't want this
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
Dear God. I kissed a man tonight who was born in 1936.
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
I gave an inspirational speech to a bum and called a bride ugly at her wedding reception.
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
If you die first, I'm going to sleep with a pallbearer at your funeral.
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
I choose McDonald's breakfast at 1:28am over sex anytime
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
We were drunk waiting for tacos and I gave him a handy in the back of the Uber while giving the driver relationship advice. I think I'm handling the whole grad school thing alright.
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
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