Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
Hi, I just found this phone under my seat at a brewers game and seeing as you're entered in as 'fillllatio' I figured I'd ask you if you know the illiterate ass who owns this phone. Thanks :)
The only thing worse than listening to you two fuck all night was waking up and smelling bacon and there not being any left.
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
What an age we live in that I can try to pick up a guy by using my phone while I'm taking a shit at work.
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
my hand froze to the top of can of beer cuz i fell asleep outside. i decided to find a way to open the bottom of the can before addressing my severe frostbite. PRIORITIES!
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
The notary thing was a good idea. I can charge $2 per signature. I'm currently being paid in beer.
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
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