Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
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I only have one kid whom I wish to hit in the face with an active jackhammer. How's work?
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
I cant see straight, her clothes are all over my floor and I'm covered in bite marks... No I will not go to brunch with you
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
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A million fucking miles away, and the sun still manages to fuck my hungover mornings up.
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
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