I must be too annoying 4 u.
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
nothing says happy birthday like half a tampon wrapped in someone else's hair on your shoulder.
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
Gay?
German.
Pity.
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
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