I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
I just realized i masturbated to the home shopping network. I either need to get a boyfriend asap, or a subscription to a porn website, or i just need to stop taking ambien
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
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I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
So even though we broke up apparently according to my voice mail you still like me, with smurfs while riding on a boat.
please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
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Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
PS: I just woke up from my shower
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
found a better reason to procrastinate than the usual sunday-don't-give-no-fucks. literally every one of my textbooks is soaked in captain. can't turn a page without gagging.
I drunkenly called my ex on Skype last night and didn't talk, just smiled real big at him until I fell asleep.
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!