Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I almost took home a boy from the bar last night, till i realized he was not speaking drunk, he was from another country and didnt know english. that could have been an awkward morning.
dollar beers will do that to you.
you left your dildo in my car
rules of finders keepers apply
Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
21 Porn Stars Confess What Sex Is Really Like On Set
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
My booty call got married. Come over before I start tagging all the places my dick has been in her wedding photos.
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
i wish you were under my bed. you sexy russian fur trapper.
please. text the right number. youve been sending me these all night.
19 People That Found Pubes In All The Wrong Places
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
Commuter bitches be judging your sister and her bag fulla wine. It's a motherfucking rosé, bitch!
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?