i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
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Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
Just got a nosebleed, my period and the runs all at the same time. I'm either dying, or this is the first sign of the apocalypse. You warning you in case it's the latter.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
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I asked if I could borrow some condoms. She referred to herself as "a soup kitchen for whores".
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
They think I'm one of them. I'm about to get drunk in a Santa suit and bust down the door singing Christmas carols.