Just saw a white stretch Hummer limo outside of CiCi's pizza. Way to live up to the stereotypes, Alabama.
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
i need you to recap everything for me beyond "i think i'm gonna try vodka-pong"
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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