what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
if i see another status about New Moon, i'm gonna punch a baby
Church boner. Awkwardddd
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
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my cup is half full, half full of rum.
Yeah it was hard to find an opportunity while fucking him to say "oh the reason my lips taste so salty is because i blew your roomate 15 minutes ago"
Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
I wish a box of wine came w a hose. It'd be so much easier to drink from.
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
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Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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