Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
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I was to drunk to walk in jimmy john's so I called and got a pickle delivered to me outside the bar , too much?
I ate goldfish off your shoulder, I think we had bigger issues
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
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Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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