last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
I just threw up over a bridge. I didn't even know there was a bridge in this town. Vodka is like a transportation device.
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
i passed out twice in the shower, twice on the bathroom floor, once holding the toilet bowl and 8 times moving from the bathroom to my bed. Tequila sucks.
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
So I ate half a jar of mayo because I thought it would cure a hangover. I thought wrong.
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
I miss painting strippers for Christmas. Holidays not the same without glitter and body paint
I'll be your substitute stripper tonight.
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