I think someone spiked my drink last night. .. Like all 20 of them.
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
If there's ever a time when I've matured to the point that I don't want to look at camera-phone-titties, go ahead and bury me in a shallow grave by the railroad tracks.
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
If thou arrisest to consciousness before I, rise me to an office of alertness for occupations such as brunch. Warm Regards, your roommate.
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
Did you drink ALL that 151??
No. We drank all the jaeger... Then used the 151 to start the fire. We're also out of paper towels... And your hairspray is flammable.
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
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