Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
She just drunkenly falls over and yells " I lost my footing!" in a british accent and then proceeds to run into the wall... did you spike her water?
WHY DOES HE HAVE TO CALL WHEN I'M MASTURBATING?! This time I'm really pissed. It's like he knows he's depriving me of orgasms.
Would it be inappropriate to do a science fair project on whether the type of drunk a person is is determined by nature or nurture
dude you're not even a fucking science major
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
Y'know i appreciate how accepting you are of me being a terrible person.
Did we do drunk science last night? There's tequila in the test tubes...
No joke. There's a picture of the priest I made out with on my parents' refrigerator.
My bed smells like the plague
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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