we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
Had a guy spin me around at the bar, kiss me then say "oh shit you're not who I thought you were" and then walk away.
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
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