How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
when i told him i was pregnant with his baby he texted me 'congradulations'
i pity the fetus.
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
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kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
That awkward moment when the dude you blew on camera in college friend requests you on Facebook.
Who is this?!????
That awkward moment when you think you're texting a friend the above statement, but instead you text a stranger.
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There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
What have I told you about trying to use Jesus as your wingman?!
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
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