He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
I think I can smell my own vagina right now
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
Is it bad that I'm tindering right now? I'm naked on his couch while he's slaving over legal documents for work. And he doesn't have cable, so what else am I supposed to do?
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
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