I'm drive I can fine osifer
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
You know how i spent all of black friday on the plane? Well guess who's getting a x-mas gift from skymall?!!??
Is it sad that I find it completely normal that I just took batteries out of a vibrator to put them in a pencil sharpener so I could do homework?
I find this completely acceptable.
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
To put it in a frame of reference with which you're familiar, it was like making out with a golden retriever.
Somebody found our where I was and called the bar looking for me. When the bartender called my name I finished my beer and took off like a fugitive.
When I said tequila slammers would be the death of me, I didn't intend it to be today. Oh god.
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
You're not talking any sense into me. You're cheering me on to disaster.
... is that not half the reason I'm your best friend in the first place?
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
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