I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
i found a beer bottle on top of the urinal, peed in it and put it back... if anyone gets drunk enough to fall for it they deserve it
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
hey dont come home for a while, moms drunk and is telling the story of 'how she met dad at that orgy' again
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I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
That girl that gave me a blowjob, I think I fired her last year.
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Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
Can we do lunch at 3? I have a blowjob scheduled for 2.
You schedule blowjobs?
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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