I feel like death. And death is wearing a fleece blanket as a dress. And is seriously contemplating wearing this to go get something to eat.
I'm giving you permission to use the abortion money to pay for your DUI.
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
do you remember showing me a picture of your husbands penis last night?
yea! the mushroom one. i would only show you.
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
I just drank beer out of an old Vicodin bottle hoping to catch some residue. That's how finals week is going
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
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