i think i should save myself the $200 for a prom dress. i mean why bother. its just going to be covered in vodka/jizz/and puke by the end of the night.
He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
I woke up with masking tape on my nipples this morning........... WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
I'm high on the exercise bike at the gym. I feel like Lance Armstrong
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
If he knew how badly I want to blow him he’d stop talking about his wife
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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