and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
Aaaaand I just watched him face plant in front of the taxi. This is why we don't invite him to margarita night.
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
Considering how much money I just spent on slutty lingerie, it is totally appropriate for me to be plucking my nipple hair right now. Right?
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
I know you've been in hospital with meningitis, but last night I walked into a streetlight and bruised my penis so who's really suffering here
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
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