question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
Fighting the police is like screwing a fat girl, if I'm drunk enough I'll do it
He told me to pick a safe word. I said 'cactus' and he said I wasn't taking this seriously and that I wasn't cut out for s&m.
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
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The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
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my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
Ever the responsible adult, I just realized that today is the Obamacare deadline, but I'm too high to handle insurance now.
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
I need you to teach me how to be roommates with somebody I'm not fucking.
nothing like waking up to a voice mail saying your std test came back negative
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
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