# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
I made two strippers play rock paper scissors to see who would give me a lap dance last night
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I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
You yelled to anyone that tried to help you "I have a burrito, what else could a girl want?"
Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
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These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
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