we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
She is in my trunk
I told him I'm not paying rent anymore because he's seen my boobs.
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
Turned out the thing on the lampshade was a bloodstain, not a bedbug. We feel much safer now.
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
Those two lesbians inspired me. A whole new way to roll. Fuck shots. Gallons of vodka is the new tequila.
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
Ten
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