I woke up and my clothes were soaked in the shower and I was wearing a Ghostbusters uniform. I'm shocked she hasn't left me yet.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
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i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
Woke up in an unfamiliar pair of underwear, running shoes but no socks, and a cowboy hat. Thank you crown royal
She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
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Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
My ninety day supply of adderal just came in the mail and I literally just dumped all 180 pills into my hands and laughed like a maniac. Shits about to get cray
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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