I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
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You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
You woke me up at 2 am to tell me I could pee in a golf club if I wanted to.
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
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YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE
YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING.
I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
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