just took a shot of grandma at the fucking bowling alley... this is going to be interesting
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
Eating doritas dunked in queso con salas. Salllas. Salska. Salsa. Got it. Shhiitt. Salsa con queso. That's better. I'm hot pink socks.
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He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
Went to anytime fitness at 3:34 am drunk after the the bar and getting whataburger. Lifted weights with my cheeseburger between my knees. That's called DEDICATION.
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All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
I told your dad we had a nice lunch and hung out for awhile. It seemed more appropriate than "I had a bite of his canned chili and then we ripped each others clothes off."
Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
i believe in u and ur pee
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
Randomize