Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
new low, i just stole money from my 5 year old sister to buy condoms
Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
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Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
and after i failed the breathalyzer i said to the cop "i've never been very good at tests"....
driving home I had the GPS in one hand and puking in the coffee cup
So no more sangria road trips?
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You remember the guy they called Meat in high school? Well, let's just say my vagina remembers him now.
My life is a clusterfuck of men and disorderly priorities right meow.
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
I was sprawled on his bed and heard him and a girl walk in the apartment. I jumped out the window and am walking down main street wrapped in an american flag blanket. Can you pick me up?
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