Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
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They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
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Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
I JUST WOKE UP WITH MY UBER DRIVER
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
If it's any consolation she turned out to be has a collection of clown dolls she talks to crazy. And the cops knew why I was calling when she key locked the door from inside.
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