Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
My nephew just came out playing with my moms vibrator.
apparently it's not kosher to shit in a litter box when there's a line for the bathroom
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
I thought you were single?
I am. But thats cuz no one wants to marry shame and regret doused in tequila. But thanks for reminding me ya dick.
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
We knew it was an interesting night when we found my thong wrapped around a chocolate chip muffin in the fridge.
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
Randomize
