That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
both roomates are passed out on the floor. I feel like I'm missing out on crucial bonding time by sleeping in my bed.
you were sitting on my toliet with a double cheesburger in your hand asking me how the cheeseburger even got there.
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
the cool security guard showed me the video clip of how i sat criss-cross-applesauce on the elevator for 20 minutes last night
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
I'm eating cheesecake with my hands completely naked while falling asleep
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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