pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
The university put out a message about those missing salt and pepper shakers... You should at least give back 60 of them.
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
Never in my life did I dream that I would meet and NFL linesman, let alone that he would be standing before me dressed as a Roman centurion and asking for Vaseline.
Chick in the reindeer getup puked on Baby Jesus last night. But then she bought us all empanadas so she's cool.
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
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