So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
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I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
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Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
Why do I have a vague memory of your entire fraternity climbing in through my bedroom window?
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
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