This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
Could you please tell them to stop whispering "thundercunt" every time I walk in the room?
i came on her dog
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
Hey man, he's too drunk to remember what you said. What drugs are we buying and when should we expect them?
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